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The Worlds Dirtiest Most Unloved Super Nintendo in the World

Hi and welcome to what I think is the dirtiest Nintendo snes console in the world

Imagine this in a time not so long ago someone bought this console when it was shiny and new and literally took no care of it whatsoever

I think at some point it may have been used as a doorstop to a smokers lounge in a Ukrainian brothel and I cannot guarantee what any of the stains are

and you may what to get either CSI to conduct some tests to see if there is any dna samples on it or get a local priest to conduct a exorcism on it before you try to play it

I cannot be held responsible for any third world diseases it may carry and I also cannot guarantee it has not been used for sexual fetish purposes by any of the Ukrainian men that may have visited the previously mentioned brothel

This is your chance to by a unique soiled item that to be honest looks yellower than spongebob square pants nut sack

I do not and will not be making any attempt to clean this item if you bid or buy it it’s upto you what you do with it

(Although I don’t recommend any ladies to buy it as it may contain Ukrainian man love juices that may make you preggers )

So there it is please feel free to ask any questions I may answer them if not incriminating in anyway

Please be aware when I tested this it did actually work but I am selling it for spares repairs or licking if your a bit perverted and kinky ( may taste salty ! )

Please do not bid if you want a nice snes it’s to be honest bloody awful but I know there is some freaks out there that like it a bit rough and dirty so if your that way inclined knock yourselves out

ONCE AGAIN CONTAINS STAINS OF A DUBIOUS NATURE BUYER BEWARE

non returnable I am selling as is warts and all

Good luck bidding and hope you liked the listing